Funny Father's Day Poems

Once a man becomes a father, he is loaded with responsibilities for the entire life. He is the person who at any cost tries to fulfill all the desires of his child. In the process of doing it, he often forgets about his own dreams and priorities in life. Therefore, on Father's Day make him forget all the stress and worries of life, by reading out a few verses packed with hilarity. Other than that, you can even present a greeting card to dad, quoted with a rib-tickling poetry. Here, is a list of humorous and funny Father's Day poems. Browse through them and pick out the best one as a Father's Day gift.

Funny Father's Day Poems

My Handprints

My dirty little hand print
I've left on every wall
And on the drawers and table tops
I've really marked them all.
But here is one that won't rub off,
I'm giving it to you...
Do you know why??
Well, I'm so thankful
to have a father like you.
- Author Unknown

Family Loop

Many, many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow, Pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy.
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up-daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma too

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
- Author Unknown

Mona Lisa

Leonarda he teasa
The young Mona Lisa
"Why you smila like so?
"This is odd way of smiling
"And is very beguiling,
"You gotta dark secret, I know."

Mona she place a
Hand to her face a,
And she make a shy reply:
"Papa, I thmila like thith
"Becauth I gotta no tith."
Then she break a down and cry.

Now Papa de Vinci
Say: "Shush shush my Chichi,
"I tell you for what I do,
"I painta your picture,
"A beauuuutiful picture,
"And we hang it in the Louvre."
- Laurie Meintjes