Easter Humor

Sharing jokes is one of the best ways to buoy up the ambiance and bring a smile on the face of your loved ones. Easter celebration is the time to make merry and have fun and is the perfect time to spread the festive cheer. Apart from egg hunting and making rounds to churches, the occasion allows you to tickle the funny bones of your relatives and family members too. Wonder how? Easter humor and jokes are always the perfect way to remove the frown lines from the faces and jolly up the atmosphere. The magazines, newspapers and networking sites are flooded with popular Easter jokes, anecdotes and one-liners during Easter time that never fails to amuse with its wacky wit. These comic gags come with no barriers and can be shared with everyone. So go-ahead, make a point to drown yourself in the hilarious Easter world and dump all your worries for a while! Given below are some of the popular Easter jokes that you can share with your friends and family members.

Here are some Easter jokes: -

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache! (headache)

Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!

Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!

Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.

Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march

Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.

Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.

Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.

Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A: His powder puff is on the wrong end.

Q: Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight?
A: Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you?

Q: What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
A: One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!

Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he was eggo-centric!

Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has four rabbits' feet

Q: What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A: A bunion

Q: What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
A: Join the Hare Force.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: Egghead!

Q: What does a bunny use when it goes swimming?
A: A hare-net.

Q: How do you make a rabbit stew?
A: Make it wait for three hours!

Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!

Q: How do you post a bunny?
A: Hare mail